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Recent Game Reviews
Infectonator : Christmas
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 25, 2009
its awesome
one question: what is the "towns destroyed" in the scores on the end?
Cavern of the Evil Wizard
Rated 1 / 5 stars November 14, 2009
I dont get it
i don't see how i play this game, i tried kill wizard with a sword/with my sword/with sword, kill wizard inventory sword.
blah i dont get it. and even if i do get it i bet there is no point playing.
Red Remover
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 24, 2009
loved it.
thanks for the fun game, i loved the levels.
the unlocks arent really satisfactory, its fun that u can unlock things but they dont add anything, anything at all. but it doesnt matter cause the game itself is fun! :)
Yaay!
Recent Audio Reviews
_/Gigalopolis\_ [remix]
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 16, 2011
Sounds great, sounds old school
Awesome, I really liked it. It sounds like music for some film.
What you did with the speed of the song is very sweet cause the beat and melody really come to their right that way. I think I even heard that beat before, could be from film music, that would be a good explanation why I associate it with film music. Also it loops great.
-1 because you could have done more with the 8 bit sounds and you missed the melody 0:40~0:50 :P http://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=p-2ZlWYSCUs
I know you'll say: thats why it is a remix, but you're version had a few seconds of no melody instead (which is good cause oh god the beat!) :P
Also, if I listen to this song more then 2 times in a row I'm going crazy XD
_/Engage the Noise\_
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 16, 2011
N-gage not N-Joy! :P
I felt like this we're two songs in one.
One serious building hardcore, and
one jolly happy rave song.
In my honest opinion the jolly rave felt out of place after hearing the 30 seconds intro. Nothing wrong with it, but i expected something different.
Although i didn't enjoy it as much as i'd like. I'll give you an 7 for quality cause its well executed. But it the happy rave doesn't sound really original and it didn't engage the noise :P
Rig - Moar
Rated 3 / 5 stars August 11, 2010
There is something about the melody that...
Makes me wanna sing "Héeeee Macarena". lol
I like the "lyrics" and the song is good, but just way to repetative.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 8, 2009
this was Epic
Epic cute entertaining little flash i love it :)
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 16, 2009
That is
Cute :)
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 10, 2009
Why
Why when having such a story, type it but dont tell it? cause i have read it, but i think90% doesnt read author comments. I think you should have read it out loud, and tell it in the 'movie' rather that creating something random that turns people off.
A few months ago ashford pride made a movie with a foreboding title. It was called "Awesome Grounds".
Well ladies and gentlemen, that's might as well what this site should be called (at least right now), with the top row on the front page slot dedicated to an "awesome" movie and an "awesome" parody, an "awesome" t-shirt in the newgrounds store, and pretty much every "awesome" movie in the top 100, along with han's "awesome's creed".
I can't go to newgrounds with seeing something not about egoraptor or his coveted video game parody series. It makes me wonder sometimes if pursuing anything but half-assed cartoons making mildly funny observations about video games laced with profanity is even worth it. Truly, they are what bring the masses of 13-year olds to this site, and thus increases traffic and competition in the internet world. But you have to ask yourself, with this sort of two-bit audience increasing in numbers, are they really interested in watching anything else?
I understand that it's a dog eat dog world in the online entertainment business, and to compete you have to pretty much put up content that a majority of internet browsers would click on. This includes either women or video games. Things they already know they want. And that's all they want. They sign up, watch more, and come back and do it again later. They're trained to know that what they want is easily accessible and is promoted all over the site.
Original content is often shuffled off to the bottom of the page, or never gets any attention to begin with. Now comes into play the whole 'they won't click on it unless there's a boob for the icon', etc etc. That's because they've been fashioned to think that way.
I'm not saying i have all the mysterious answers to the way people's minds work. But this much is true - if all people click on are breasts and video game icons, and you give them breasts and video game icons, you're not pushing the envelope.
Newgrounds is the epitome of user-generated content. We already have a massive advantage over youtube in the fact that making a cartoon involves so much more creativity than snappily editing your webcam footage. So instead of 200 cartoons coming out every minute, we have 200 cartoons coming out every day. That gives someone a better chance of breaking out and being discovered for his hard work, and a reward for a job well done.
But in the same way that viewers are trained that they don't have to go out of their way to avoid original content they would otherwise enjoy, authors are becoming more and more disenchanted with their personal creations and are turning to nerd culture icons and cheap tactics to get viewers.
I can't tell you how many animators I have spoken to that have shunned their own creations in favor of sub-pop culture parody and disjointed scripts sprinkled with toilet humor and profanity. a cartoon catering to everyone who's forgotten what cartoons are all about. And here we are shoving away everything about cartoons that was originally appealing and magical, because we're pretty much forced to.
I'm not pointing the finger at any one person here. I think it's part of the bigger picture - bigger than Newgrounds, too. But if people really care about the future of cartoons and animation, we wouldn't be seeing this kind of blatant favoritism.
People will find what they want if they want it. They don't need to be spoon fed it all.
For thirty years animators who strive to create something genuinely unique have gotten nothing but a slap in the face. It's sickening and it has to stop someday, before they all disappear.
Lastly, this post is not about me. I'm not writing this out of self-pity, bitterness or spite. I'm being honest. I care a lot about the future of animation, and what I see around me is very troubling. The industry is bad enough, but where the future lies is in the small corners of the animation world. Newgrounds is one of them. I spend a lot of time trying to encourage and teach frame-by-frame animation, and creating your own characters and scripts. That is what is important